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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Whit Hertford.
If only I had a thing for girls in white underpants.
Oh. Wait. I totally do have that thing.
there is nothing i care less about than sports. nothing. i care more about the sexual behavior of flamingos than i do about sports.
guys are way too concerned with chicks being fake nerds
im more concerned about girls being fake heart surgeons because that shit is dangerous
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD