March 2011
I've wondered how "Calm Your Tits" came into...
paintingcircles:
Like, did some woman just have out of control tits that somebody just had enough and needed them to calm it the fuck down?
Or was it more like, this woman was just having such intense sex with her partner that her partner just needed to be all, “FUCKING HELL, BABE, YOU NEED TO CALM THOSE DOWN. THEY’RE GOING EVERYWHERE.”
I mean, I just want to know. Whose tits started it all...
Realizing you have headphones on while not...
coolepilepsy:
thereisnoi replied to your post: thereisnoi replied to your post: No one’s seen…
I feel so fuckin privileged right now! :D
AS YOU SHOULD.
nayo-rivero:
I’m still the first person people think of when someone accidentally deletes their Tumblr, huh?
FOREVER, COLLIE. FOREVER.
I read someone accidentally deleted their tumblr,...
Always.
thereisnoi replied to your post: No one’s seen Wolf Lake?
I saw it. I loved it.
AND MY WOLF PACK GREW BY ONE.
No one's seen Wolf Lake?
Oh, okay. Guess I will continue to be the only person in existence who has.
Speaking of Mia Kirshner/Vampire Diaries.
HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN WOLF LAKE BEFORE?
It was a short lived series about werewolves, and she was in it. As was Paul Wesley.
AND ALSO: MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD WAS IN IT.
God I wish there were more episodes of that show so badly.
jugstheclown replied to your post: jugstheclown replied to your post: starbuckriver…
REASON ENOUGH FOR ME TO START WATCHING AGAIN HOLY FUCK MY VAGINA IS TINGLING.
I understand completely.
diaryreadingcat replied to your post: starbuckriver replied to your post: Ugh so now…
Only Mia Kirsher could pull off playing Shenny Shecter. I would’ve hated everyone else. But _her_ Jenny I...
jugstheclown replied to your post: starbuckriver replied to your post: Ugh so now…
wait mia is in TVD again??????
SPOILER ALERT: YES.
starbuckriver replied to your post: Ugh so now I’ve seen all the Vampire Diaries episodes.
i adore mia kirshner
I would do horrible things to that woman.
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Ugh so now I've seen all the Vampire Diaries...
FUCKING CLIFFHANGER AT THE END OF THAT LAST EP. WHY. WHYYYY.
That moment when someone asks you something and...
lungsandlips:
animalantagonism:
lungsandlips:
animalantagonism replied to your post: There are too many blowjobs in slash fanfiction.
NOT ENOUGH BLOWJOBS IN FEMMESLASH THOUGH.
Wanna trade?
#i love that you knew i was talking about boyslash #i am predictable
I would if it didn’t mean lots of anal in replacement of all the pussy. Do not want.
I just meant the blowjobs part.
Seriously...
lungsandlips:
animalantagonism replied to your post: There are too many blowjobs in slash fanfiction.
NOT ENOUGH BLOWJOBS IN FEMMESLASH THOUGH.
Wanna trade?
#i love that you knew i was talking about boyslash #i am predictable
I would if it didn’t mean lots of anal in replacement of all the pussy. Do not want.
diaryreadingcat replied to your post: diaryreadingcat replied to your post:…
Somebody has to. ;) (And did I really write vegan sister? Ugh. I meant a sister who is a vegan. (Shut it, it’s 2:45AM here.))
It’s okay, I know what you meant. <3
diaryreadingcat replied to your post: diaryreadingcat replied to your post: The…
I can get behind your whole thought process. (Years of having a vegan sister finally pay off … for you.)
I KNEW YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ME.
diaryreadingcat replied to your post: The Brittana milk thing kinda makes me cringe every time I see it mentioned.
I just saw somebody trying to explain the Brittana milk with an … interesting Kink Meme prompt and now I shudder every time I see “Brittana” and “Milk” next to each other …
I cringed the very first time I saw the animation. Milk already sticks out to me like a sore thumb since I am...
English teachers put way more thought into books...
bullets-embrace:
Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
