May 2013
Dinah has to go to doggie daycare tomorrow. ;__;
bitchez-brew:
smalltownbigguy:
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
Truest shit I’ve ever read.
seacastlexstech:
Star Tours - original spaceport...
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
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thidisolve:
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
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transmutes:
when i’m sad i just think about the time someone described benedict cumberbatch as “the middle stage on an animorph cover.”
I just realized that 80% of my male cousins are dudebros.
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Watch90sjamz:
Supernova Girl | From Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
I want to make doughnuts but I don’t want to make something to go on top of them because I’m lazy. Why don’t I have any frosting? Boo.
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ouyangdan:
datingdisastersofaqueergirl:
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I keep just getting randomly REALLY FUCKING EXCITED because I’m going to Disneyland and then I squee and realize I’m a big doofus…
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heygloria:
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
basedgodniall:
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive and posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
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peecest:
killing people and absorbing their photoshop powers
karatam replied to your post: I still don’t understand why they made Shireen a…
lololololol
This really bugs me okay. Everything else changed is fine but this is gonna nag at me ~forever~, I can tell.
anothergayshark:
animalantagonism replied to your post: so now that glee’s been renewed for 2 more…
Remember when people were excited for Glee to be renewed? Hahaha what happened.
It’s actually kinda funny, in a sad way haha.
Like, season one ended and people were so excited for season two, and literally counting down to it coming back. Then season two ended, and people were like ‘…that was...
I still don’t understand why they made Shireen a blonde.
DIDN’T NED STARK DIE BECAUSE HE FIGURED OUT THAT BARATHEONS ALWAYS HAVE KIDS WITH BROWN HAIR?
geroniimo:
don’t be an asshole to tumblr famous people (◡‿◡✿)
don’t be an asshole to couples you don’t like (◡‿◡✿)
don’t be an asshole because someone says stop (◡‿◡✿)
in fact (◕‿◕✿)
don’t /(◕‿◕✿/)
be ﾉ(◕‿◕✿ﾉ)
an asshole ノ(◕‿◕✿ノ)
to anyone ✧*:･ﾟヽ(◕‿◕✿)ノ*:･ﾟ✧
